I am the World's ugliest!

Well the other day I entered the lift to go down. I was alone, so I put the mirror to full use and saw myself... and as soon as I saw myself, I muttered the lines from the Gita: "Bheeshanam Bheeshanaam, Bhayam Bhayam" - the lines were originally used to describe Krishna's "Vishwaroop" in Mahabharat - which loosely translates into " Massive and very Scary". In my context, it just means: Ugly, Very Ugly to the point of scariness. Now most (I mean everyone apart from me....) blokes in my position would not think so about themselves - most would rather think how they were like ... Tom Cruise or what ever ... but yours truly could only recollect the horrible / scary description from the Mahabharat on seeing myself...so I must be one of the ugliest around by some distance! :)